chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dick very happy bro
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