how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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