Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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