yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
