I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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