he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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