Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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