the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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