What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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