So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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