Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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