using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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