elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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