Dual....:-)
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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