If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
is that a dick in a sweater?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
