to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i've created a new STD.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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