So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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