what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
