what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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