I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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