he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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