She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
