just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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