My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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