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(706): View more from Georgia

i would punch a child for taco bell

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Houston, we have a problem

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where are u?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling

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(812): View more from Indiana

last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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