I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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