paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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