did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
