Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
A+ Viking dick
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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