is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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