I want to make a zoo with you.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
time to smoke my breakfast
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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