keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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