I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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