i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
