i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I understand Curling. That high.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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