he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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