HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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