So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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