And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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