with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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