you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
