Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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