Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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