are you still at the devil's house?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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