Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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