yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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