he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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