Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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