I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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