was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He has the fingertips of a God
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