maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I had to cum in my sink.
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